Sunday, August 31, 2014

Are little trees all you think about?

You may have an obsession with bonsai if…
  • ·         The Wedgewood china willed to your wife by her great grandmother is in cardboard boxes in the basement, because the china cabinet in the dining room is filled with bonsai pots.
  • ·         Your front yard is always the last to be mowed and has more dandelions than any other house on the block because you refuse to spend time and money spraying it “it’s just grass”.
  • ·          You plan vacation routes and timing based on bonsai events,  nurseries and seasonal sales. You’re really obsessed if you refuse to take vacations because you can’t get a reliable plant sitter.
  • ·         You keep a shovel, soil and plastic bags in your trunk, and family members cringe when you drive past a construction site or landscape job, since they know you are likely to stop and poke around.
  • ·         You have stopped to investigate seedlings in a highway median, ramp turn off or ‘devil strip’-bonus points if a uniformed officer has asked you firmly to move along, its public property and unsafe.
  • ·         You told your kids there was no room in the back yard for a swing set, dog run or play house, but you managed to work in a new grow bed this year.
  • ·         Your family, friends and neighbors are tired of being reminded to save such useful items as kitty litter buckets, margarine tubs and coffee cans.
  • ·         When you walk the dog, you find yourself having to make awkward decisions: use the plastic bag to take home the moss and/or accent plant you found, or dump it out and clean up after the dog.
  • ·         You have offered to help a neighbor redo their landscaping simply to get your hands on the plants that get pulled out.  Bonus points if you initiated the redo, bonus bonus points if you approached a total stranger for the same purpose.
  • ·         You have bought exotic fruit with no real intention of eating it, and patronized ethnic markets simply to collect new seeds to sprout.
  • ·         At every Asian restaurant you ask for chopsticks-even if only ordering soup.
  • ·         Any trip to the hardware store, home improvement center or retail establishment of any kind has the secondary goal of “Which items or merchandise sold here, though not meant for a horticultural purpose, can be used for bonsai in someway?”
  • ·         You bought tickets when the community theatre announced a musical comedy about tiny sized bonsai trees, and were disappointed to sit through nearly three hours of singing and dancing about an eccentric old maiden aunt, with not a ‘little bean’ in sight.


Thoughts on Rain Barrels


While the sun shines, make your hay. Or if it is raining cats and dogs, don't let that water go to waste.A rain barrel is also a great way of saving a valuable resource-and saving some real money as well.

I do most of my watering with a hose.  That means water that has been mechanically and chemically processed to be safe enough to drink is being used on those who really can’t appreciate that level of purity, and frankly don’t need it-my bonsai. That clean water comes from my utility provider at a price, and though it is a pretty fair price, the cost, over a summer of using this premium product can add up.  For a household like mine, which pays several utilities in one aggregate billing, the summer’s double whammy of air conditioning and plant watering adds up.

For me collecting rain water could never replace the municipal water source, because I am not willing to make the investment in the  large scale tanks it would require to switch totally over to rain water.  I have noticed several of the large size reservoirs in yards not far from me, and a quick internet price comparison has shown that such equipment is well out of my budget, and I am not sure how long it would take to pay for itself.
But free, healthy water as a supplement to what comes out of the faucet appeals to me, and not just to help shave a bit off my utility bill. Municipal water has chemicals added to maintain  purity and these don’t have a big impact on plants, in my view. But the water that comes out of my faucets is fairly hard, and the crusty lime scale that builds up on those plants that get watered with what comes out of the tap over the course of the winter proves that there is more to water than just hydrogen and oxygen.

Rain water is a lot “softer”-it has a much lower level of dissolved solids and minerals. Since I use chemical fertilizers as part of my feeding routine, some mineral salts tend to build up in the potting mix.  Given the construction of bonsai soil, and the watering schedule such trees need, the exact level of ‘salts’ is not high, but it must be considered.  I also use Turface as a component of most of my growing mixes.  This calcined clay product can absorb and hold on to mineral salts in the right conditions, releasing them in toxic amounts in a worst case scenario, but I think that it’s uniformity, moisture retention properties and longevity make it worth dealing with.  Some distilled water through the winter-or rain water during the summer gives good results in my experience.

So where does the rain water come from? I have used a rain barrel for several years and  liked the results.  The first  rain barrel I was familiar with was a 55 gallon steel drum that stood under a neighbor’s downspout in the 'hood where I grew up.  It was impossible to see the bottom, and we kids used to have some fun catching the “Sea Monkeys” that lived in it. My mother was never willing to let my new pets stay in the house, since she wasn’t keen on having mosquitoes indoors.

I set myself up a real rain barrel a few years back almost on a whim.  I had been considering getting one, and one spring I walked out of the local Kroger’s location to find that not only did they have a wide variety of flowers and shrubs set up on their sidewalk in an impromptu garden shop, they also had among their pots and urns some barrels and half barrels.

The half barrel looked like just the thing for a miniature water lily and some gold fish, and the full barrel was a rain catcher ready made. Or so I thought. The barrel was a retired whiskey barrel, with both heads intact. One had to be removed to make an opening to let the water in, and to dip water out.  Since I was feeling inspired, I went to the hardware store and got some fittings to create both an overflow and a hose bib. These where installed by drilling right into the sturdy oak of the barrel.

The wooden barrel looked picturesque in the back yard, and the overflow seemed to work well, though the hose bib never seemed to build up enough pressure, though a watering can placed under the spout could be filled by someone with a bit of patience.  But performance issues soon made themselves obvious. The wide open mouth of the barrel admitted rain but also leaves, assorted debris and mosquitoes-the Sea Monkeys where back. Netting them out made our aquarium fish happy , but was not a real solution.  Winter was also hard on the wooden barrel. It was too heavy to drain, which meat it froze when temperatures got low enough. The first winter didn’t seem to do much to it, probably because I floated a few empty milk jugs in it. The second winter the jugs proved less effective, and the barrel developed some integrity issues-the bottom dropped clean out of it come spring.

Never one to admit that an item may be past it’s useful life, I got not one but two more seasons of use by improvising a plastic liner that was both ugly and only partly effective.  This spring, I was tired of the old thing and resolved that it was time for a new rain barrel. The old oaken skeleton was rolled aside, and I went hunting for a new, modern replacement.

I was immediately put off by the high price of ready to use, off the self rain collection apparatus.  Internet research provided plenty of do-it-your-self options, but there where drawbacks there, as well,  Several sources suggested using a food grade plastic barrel, and for some reason I couldn’t come up with a local source for such an item. One article I found was titled “A home made rain barrel for $35” that sounded interesting. Using their instructions as my guide, I purchased a 35 gallon heavy duty trash drum, a few plumbing parts, some vinyl screening and some silicone caulk and went to work.

This was not a complex procedure.  A hole was cut in the lid of the can, and the caulking spread around the hole on the interior side. A properly sized piece of screen was pressed into the silicone, and the lid of the barrel was done.  A spade type drill bit was used to make a hole in the side of the barrel for the hose fitting, then it was brought up to proper size with sandpaper.  For a faucet, I used a plastic boiler fitting simply because the cost was about half of what a bronze fitting would have been.  The particular fitting I bought had female threading, meaning it was meant to be screwed onto a  pipe. To give it reach through the wall of the barrel, I used a short length of threaded plastic pipe fitting.  A large metal washer and two rubber washers where slipped over the pipe once it was screwed on, the whole assembly was inserted through the hole drilled in the barrel then two rubber washers and a metal washer  were put over the pipe from the other side, the entire assembly held in place with a plastic nut that was had tighten by hand, then snugged with a wrench.  All of these items are standard, off the shelf plumbing supplies that I picked out myself.

Putting this together took about an hour.  I bought more washers than I actually needed, and once they were returned I found that my actual cost was closer to $20. Some thoughts:


  • If I were doing this over, I would make two and place them side by side.  I would also seek out trash cans larger than 35 gallons.
  • I located the hose fitting higher than I like, and on the next one I make, I will place it much lower down, almost at the bottom of the barrel.
  • I had a site ready to receive a rain barrel, which saved me a lot of time. First time set up for a rain barrel means a very sturdy base-a filled barrel can weigh several hundred pounds.  It could cause real damage or injury if it tipped.
  • Preparation of the downspout also needs to be considered. I’m using a simple elbow fitting, which means the overflow simply leaks out around the barrel. Fancy diverters are available that direct rain to the barrel until it is full, then any excess goes down the spout.
  • Because the barrel and it’s fittings are plastic, I am not going to let the thing stay out all winter. It will over winter in the garage-and a piece of flexible downspout will be a stop gap measure to make sure any melt water goes into the down spout and not into the garage foundation

Classes...and classes of students.

I recently had the opportunity? privilege? good fortune to be part of the teaching team for a three session series of classes  put on by Franklin Park Conservatory.  What ever PR person who came up with the course title they used-Bonsai Demystified-ought to get a bonus or an extra day off, I thought it was catchy and worked well. Not sure how accurate it was, because there is a fair amount of mystification attached to Bonsai and in three sessions totaling 7.5 hours I am not sure how much of that can be pruned away.  But Dan, Tom and I did our best, and the audience was appreciative. Folks had a good time, felt they learned allot, they liked the three session set up better than if it had been jammed into one day, which is the way that Columbus Bonsai Society has handled their intro classes of late.

Probably the best message contained in student feed back was that they enjoyed themselves.  Learning should never be a chore, so having a good time while you absorb new knowledge is probably the best way to do it.  For my part I have to admit that I enjoyed myself as well. Obviously, bonsai is a subject that I have devoted a fair amount of time to over the last two decades or so, so having the chance to talk with and spend time around people with that same interest is for me time well spent. I might even say that I'll miss having that time reserved and approved for a little wee tree activity!

I can't say that I have a crystal ball, but I can guess with reasonable assurance which of these students will succeed in their new endeavor and likely be still involved six months or a year or more down the road, and whose empty bonsai pot and pruning shears will join the duty golf clubs, unread fly fishing manual and unused stationary bike in the storage room. Obviously everyone who signed up for the class had an interest, and had some will power to back up that interest-they paid tuition and blocked out the time to be sure they could be there.

Bonsai is a two pronged discipline;to be proficient,  a practitioner of the ancient art will have to master horticulture and design.  Twenty years on, I am confident that my green thumb goes all the way to the wrist at least, but am still working to perfect my grasp of the spatial relationships that come with the design side of the equation.  My personal feeling at this stage is that the design part of it is the easier to fake-fake it till you make it?-my following formulae and copying good examples a novice bonsaist can produce acceptable trees. But lack of plant knowledge, and what's more important the knack of knowing what's needed,when needed is rally a crippling handicap for a would be bonsai artist.

That's why I think I can tell, out of this class of 18,who will do well and who may not.  For example, there was a dear sweet older couple who both took the course. The missus confessed that she had one or two bonsais that she killed and she wanted to learn how to keep them alive now.  When pressed about what sort of plants the late bonsai were, and how she took care of them, she really couldn't provide any answers, beyond what the man who sold them told her. So she watered once a week whether the tree needed it or not, placed on a coffee table far away from any light and took no steps to increase her quantity of information about plant care in general or this specific plant in particular.

At the end of the course this was the student who would still ask "How often would you water that?" after any new plant species was mentioned.  The point that ""It depends, on these factors..." had been mentioned multiple times.  It was gratifying to know that many of the other students wee on to this "It depends" conundrum. In fact, I think that is what makes bonsai such a challenge and can explain the fairly high failure rate/drop out quotient.  Bonsai is juggling-there are several balls in the air at one time, and the inability give a short, definitive answer to so many "Wow do I..." or "When do I ..." questions can be frustrating. One of our students did burst out in frustration, that it all seemed impossible to absorb and remember.  But it only takes reminding yourself how many other disciplines you have learned to boost your confidence.   Cooking from scratch, building a structure with out a blue print, operating a car or a fancy camera or even a so called smart phone-they seem impossible but I know folks who can do any of them, some more than one!

In trying to give advice and helpful tips to these new students, I found that being too specific wasn't really a help. Specifics are usually best absorbed mid-way through the learning process. First steps can be more general. I came up with what I'll call the Big Eight Steps to Bonsai Success.

Steps to Bonsai Success
1. Books and tutorial videos are great ways to begin, but consider the source. Real experienced practitioners in your immediate locality are even better.
2. Having more than one bonsai means you can share the love and won't kill a single tree with kindness. But it is possible to have too many.
3.See as much real, in person bonsai as you can. Look at it from all angles. The design principles of what is pleasing and what is not will penetrate.
4. Use plants that are native to your area when possible, or proven hardy. Save the challenge for exotic or 'oddball' stock for later.
5. Fertilize more often than you think you need to, fertilize less strongly than you think you need to.
6.Never trust Mother Nature to water for you.
7. Use of good cultural practices, sanitation and hygiene will prevent many disease and pest problems.
8.Accepting that there are no hard and fast schedules, and that bonsai success depends on actions and decisions based on observation, experience and knowledge means that you are beginning the transition from novice to practitioner.


Though I would not say one is more important than any other, I think number 8 comes close.